Mayangsari - It's where you want to be.

The Resort comprises of 56 units of suite apartments. On the uppermost floor lies 9 units of pent-houses (hello misused hyphen.) and VIP suites. All the rooms are tastefully furnished with Bali concept furniture (Bali? Another way of saying everything is made of kayu. and all "suites" will smell of kayu) and fittings with an additional private Jacuzzi (Where can I find a public Jacuzzi?) in the penthouses and suites. The rooms are also complemented with an expanse (Expanse? What is this? Plucked straight out of the Thesaurus to expanse your Inggeris?) view of the Straits of Malacca.
Only 45 minutes from Klang Valley, the resort is famous for its beach, recreation, and sea-sports.

Mayangsari Resorts are fully equipped with dining outlet, BBQ venue, meeting and facility room, function halls.

We cater for varieties of programs for teambuildings (so many plurals... oh wait.. it is to emphasizes on the varieties of varieties..We geddits.) , family day (your family day can only be ONE day. No plurals for you, family!) or any other gathering. Our different resorts provide different setting for effective conferencing (Yes. Conference me in effectively. Now!) . Come experience our hospitality….(no, dowannn..)

we (small "w" to mark their humility or someone forgot where the Capslock button is) are here to serve and please (as is the motto of every other hotel, unlike Hotel Decepticon who is there to Disserve and to Annoy.)

For those who want to paper yourself (no, dowann.. I want to paper other people) during your holiday, indulge yourself in our Spa line and health centre where you can unwind and treat yourself to the luxuries of life. (with paper, obviously. Do tell me more. Wait, I need to write this down.. give me more PAPER)

Each resort has different variable facilities (the last time I heard "variable" in a sentence was in Algebra 101, where the variable is either x or y... sometimes z. ) sufficient to keep each and every family member occupied (what if I don't have family. why do you make me sad? why? WHY? ). Optional fascinating tours (tour of PD? hahahaha. No.) further supplement the stay to make the holiday most memorable. (err...ok, if you say so)
I hereby rate this review : 3.5"Mehs".

Here's some useless trivia..
Homer: Kids... how would you... like to go to... Blocko Land??
Lisa/Bart: Meh.
Homer: But ... the TV gave me the impression that ...
Bart: We said "meh".
Lisa: M-e-h. Meh.