19.1.11

more FML

I thought this was hilarious... Sounded like something someone I know would say...

Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into my uterus, then?" She didn't get it, and I had my head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital. FML

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naziah said...

lame... but we need lame jokes once in a while... ours are just too intelligent!

ShanKitha said...

I know TUPS would have said this !